Tuesday, March 27, 2012

BLACK SHEEP

We all has those family members whom we want to hide at the basement!
Those awkward uncles who drink themselves to a pulp
Those loud mouthed aunties who curse like a sailor
Those useless cousins who are broke and unemployed and forever ask you for money..
Those relatives you look at and think "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE RELATED?"
You know those???? I know them all too well...

Well ke, even the Madiba's have a "rotten apple" lol
Zoleka Mandela is Nelson and Winnie Madikizela Mandela's grandchild..
I dont know what was more scandalous about this girl, The fact that she was heavily into crack and cocaine or that she dated and Baby Mama'd *if there is such* Sekoati Tsubane of 7 De laan!
She must be getting all of this from her gran!:



A bit of a SEX BOMB usisi... 



Next on our list is Khloe Kardashian!

There really really is no way that this girl is a Kardashian, Never nje!
She is much cooler than the rest, has a sense of humor, fun, loud, valgur as hell.. 
But mostly she looks nothing like the others! lol.. THIS STORY IS NEVER OLD! 

Come on... Spot the odd one out!
Lilahla elishisayo 




Lets pick a father for Khloe, is it A, B or C?

A - Oj Sampson?

B - Alex Roldan?

Or
C - Robert Kardashian (definitely not) from where would she get the curly blonde hair?


I dont know who's more fucked up in this family, the Lohans


THE QUEEN OF BLACK SHEEPS! PARIS HILTON!

my word!... what hasn't she done? who hasn't she been?
THE FLASHER


THE DRUNK?

PARTY GIRL?


THE JAILBIRD


Yeah, did it all expect being the Hotel Heiress she is born to be!

If there was a black sheep of a mother, sis'Mabrrr would definitely take the spot!
This woman didnt give a rats ass! 
Hell what do you expect from a Diva who had it all and drank it all?? yho! 
How do we forget the lesbian abusive relationship she encountered a few years ago?

















Thursday, March 22, 2012

WHATS IN YOUR PURSE?

Oh lord, im sure if i were to dig in all the ladies purses to see whats inside!
im sure id find something deadly...

Funny thing is, we dont really place much emphasis on whats inside

But rather whats on the outside!



Oh goodness i've turned into a Burberry freak!







Polo Ralph Lauren Handbag


Forever New


mui mui





Monday, March 19, 2012

WATCH IT!

Ever heard the phrase "TIME IS MONEY"?

If you owned this 201 Carat Chopard worth $25 million, than you would know exactly what they mean!
*its not even pretty*


Okay fine, you dont have $25 million spare, who does??? lets bargain than...
Trade 12 of these babies :


For this :
Swiss Hublof with 1 282 diamonds.. only worth $5 million


Hia mabayeke!

id rather look fashionable in these lovies







Friday, March 16, 2012

Autumn leaves

The Cape Town weather today is a clear indication that cooler days are upon us.
Intimate times for those who are glued up with partners..
And for the rest of us, we have the pleasure of "dressing up' more.

Key Items for any cold days :

The leather Jacket (still in search for the one that suits me best)
Im Loving Ciara's and her over all look...


Boots / High platform shoes


The Beanie..


My favourite.. Colour stolking / tights



The good quality pants


Dont forgot the Scarf!


For this Key item, you need to stretch your dollar a bit further than you would usually.. 
this peace needs to be timeless... 
The Trench Coat..

Here's an example from Burberry :


Feast your eyes on some more Burberry..
Autumn/Winter Range 2012